Young People These Days think they invented the Selfie.
NOT TRUE, my pouting friends.
Selfie sticks have actually been around since the first caveman chiselled a highly flattering impression of his cave-ego into the living-room wall with one. This, indeed, is why we talk of chiselled jaw-lines.
Ancient Egyptians were also drawing Selfies way back in the . . . Ancient Eygptian times.
They also invented the profile pic, largely because they were shit at drawing in 3-D and had everyone looking to one side in disgust at their feeble artistic efforts.
The picture above is my own first selfie..
To really hammer the point home that it is indeed a self portrait, I have called it,
I seem to have gone full ‘humble and self-deprecating’, by drawing myself as a pant-wearing, bare-chested Superhero, with a mini cape around my bum.
I’m not sure exactly what’s underneath my pants, but it seems to be some kind of blue, square turd.
No wonder I look so pleased with myself.