Meet the Author
Name: Elizabeth Fraser
Age: 2 ish. Possibly 3. Jury out on exact age, but always say I’m 21 at parties.
Occupation: extra in Oliver
Pets: I don’t pet much.
Address: some path somewhere, Oxford, UK.
Favourite toy: string and earth.
Favourite food: raisins and earth.
Favourite activity: playing in earth. Also, drawing EXCELLENT PICTURES in my nursery notebook
Favourite band: Nirvana.
Superpower: predicting bands that don’t exist yet but I will definitely like one day when I’m not eating earth.
Most likely to: still have shit hair in her 40s.
Least likely to: know how to go out dressed elegantly.